*Jasper, Alice, Emmett, Rosalie, Edward, Bella, Nessie, and Jacob are sitting around the dinner table, wearing party hats*
Jasper: Tell me why we’re doing this again.
Alice: Because it’s a NEW YEAR! :D
Emmett: Big whooping deal. We’re 100 years old. We’ve seen a lot of new years.
Rosalie: And they’re always the same. -.-
Bella and Edward: *staring into each other’s eyes* Every year is a perfect year with you!
Nessie: GAG! X-(
Jacob: *to Nessie* Every year is-
Jasper: DOUBLE GAG! D:<
*quiet giggling is heard*
Edward: Do you hear that?
Bella: *trying to French-kiss Edward* NO, now kiss me!
Nessie: Are you trying for a boy, Momma? I’ve always wanted a brother! <3
Rosalie: *grumbling* Bella gets all the kids!
*Leafpool and Squirrelflight fall off the ceiling fan*
Leafpool: Owchie mama! D:
Squirrelflight: Bowie moo moo! D:
Nessie: Gaga moochie pants! :D
Everyone: O.O
Nessie: What?!
Edward: *leaping away from Leafpool* NOT YOU AGAIN!!
Bella: *murderously* Not YOU again! *brandishes knife*
Jasper: *to Squirrelflight* Not you AGAIN!
Emmett: NOT you again!!! 8D
*all stare*
Emmett: Well, SOMEONE had to annunciate the “not!” *grumbles* How’s that for appreciation!
Rosalie: Who are THEY?
Jasper: Nobodynothingletstalkaboutsomethingelsenowlalalalalaheylookadistraction!!! *points*
Everybody: *looking* Where?!
Alice: Wait… how did you find out where we live?
Leafpool and Squirrelflight: *in unison* WE WEREN’T STALKING YOU!!!
Leafpool: Or looking through the window when you changed-
Squirrelflight: Or watching you when you sleep!
Emmett: …OMG! Edward used to do that to Bella! O.O Is that STALKING?!
Edward: NO! That’s, um, visual stimulation. You know, work out those eye muscles. GRR!
Emmett: Oh, okay! <3
Jasper: Where’s the rest of your posse?
Leafpool: Uh, who EXACTLY do you mean?
*every Clan cat peers out from their hiding spots*
Jaypaw: Is it safe to come out now?
Hollyleaf: PLEASE!!! Jaypaw and his stick are hogging all the room, and Willowshine and I can’t do anything in this little area!
Lionblaze: And my ego is REALLY squishing me!!! D:
Brambleclaw: And why exactly are we spying on vampires again?
Jacob: COUGHCOUGH.
Brambleclaw: And werewolf.
Nessie: COU-
Brambleclaw: OK, OK! I get it!
Ashfur: Wait, why am I here?! I’m dead!
Alice: …Why is he in a tutu?
Rosalie: Who’s that? *pointing at Crowfeather*
Crowfeather: Crowfeather.
Rosalie: Crowfeather?
Crowfeather: Crowfeather.
Rosalie: What a weird name. …Crowfeather?
Crowfeather: CROWFEATHER!!! D:<
Rosalie: Okay, don’t hack my head off!
Jacob: PLEASE DO!
Tigerstar: I would, but I’m trying to cut down on my murders. I’m down to just seven a day! :D
Hawkfrost: I’m so proud of you, sweetie. <3
Edward: O.o …Cats are gay?!
Ravenpaw: Of course! *cuddling Barely*
Barley: MEEE-OOOW!
Everyone: *averting eyes* EEEW!
Jaypaw: WHAT?! WHAT AM I MISSING!!?
Emmett: I dunno. Wanna play rock paper scissors? :D
Jaypaw: Okay, but you can’t have my stick!
Alice: What’s so special about-
Edward: *sending mental images*
Alice: O.O EEEWW!!!
Edward: Exactly. DX
Nessie: Hey look, it’s almost midnight! :D
Leafpool: *scooting toward Edward* Where’s the mistletoe?
Bella: NO YOU DON’T! *grabs Leafpool*
Leafpool: Kitty charm powers- ACTIVATE! *turns on melty eyes*
Everyone: AWWW! <3
Jasper: I WANT HER!! :D
Squirrelflight: NO! You’re MINE! *tackles him*
Jasper: My party hat!!! D:
Edward: Get ready for the confetti! :3
Nessie: Cinco! Quatro! Tres! Dos! Un-
Crowfeather: LAAAA!! COUCHARATCHA LA COUCHARATCHA ENCHALADA BLAH BLAH BLAHHHHHH!!! :D
Lionblaze: Can I get mustard on that?
Emmett: Ooh, ooh! I want a double-sized cheeseburger with medium fries and extra lettuce!!!!
Rosalie: Em, we don’t eat food.
Emmett: Ooh… Right. Then I want five gallons of O negative!! <3
*everyone calling out orders*
Ashfur: -and a can of day-old halibut!
Nessie: Aw, guys! We missed it!!! :(
Edward: QUICK! Get the confetti!!
Alice: I got it! *hands out quickly*
Jacob: One… two…
Hollyleaf: CONFETTI FIGHT!!!
*all throw confetti like… like… fast confetti throwers!*
Bella: HA! Take THAT, you Edward-stealer!!!
Rosalie: Fo’shizzle!
Leafpool: MEEP! D:
Squirrelflight: Yummy… <3
Jasper: HELP! SOMEBODY! PLEASE!!!!
Alice: Why didn’t I see this coming?! *gets lost in vision*
Ashfur: Gobbledy goop bippy?
Nessie: Bibbilty beep pop tart. Spongebob.
The End!
Happy New Year from Brammie, the Clans, and the Cullens!!! :D
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*from Hell, because she's evil XDDD lol* I'd like them better if they didn't have Twithings in them... *vanishes again*
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Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven
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this is awesome.
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...while stealing Liesl and Mary's style.
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thanks to =ZoloGirl for my avatar! ^o^
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If you're supposed to make lemonade when life hands you lemons, what do you do when life hands you lemonade?!
Life +
Life + Lemonade=
Happy new year!!!!
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As I lay on my bed looking at the sky I thought "Were the heck did my ceiling go?"
It IS! -joins with Emmet emphasizing- XD
YEYS. 8D
I shall request one for meh birthday and dAversary! 8D (Yahh... liek, another year off... >.> )
XD HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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Join the amazing Warriors TriviaFest 2008/09!
Love CrowxFeather? CrowxLeaf? CrowxNight?
Then the Crowfeather Club is just for you! ;D
[link] Loyal to one warrior! ;D
~Kiwi, Crowfeather Club Members Admin <33
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Proud French Horn player!
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I'd pretend to care if i cared enough to pretend i cared at all.
I think it was awesome!!!!
YAYS!
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